Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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