I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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