Barsexuality is the new black.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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