I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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