There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
So many bounce houses so little time
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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