In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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