Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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