yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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