Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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