Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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