She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
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People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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