You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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