Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
