you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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