I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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