I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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