Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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