They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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