I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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