Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize