yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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