I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We are two peas in an std pod
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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