hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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