..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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