Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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