your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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