"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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