I feel like I'm in dance class right now
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
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I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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