would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Never underestimate the power of titties
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