plz talk dirty to me
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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