at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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