After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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