i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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