just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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