hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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