Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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