i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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