I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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