ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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