She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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