So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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