He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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