Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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