go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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