Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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