I heard we made out
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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