I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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