it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
The ass gains better be worth it
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