Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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