don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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