Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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