I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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