Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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