She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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