i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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