I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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