Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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