wrigley field is MILF paradise
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.