In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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