Christians are straight up FREAKS
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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