i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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